I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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