We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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