Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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