How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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