we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We have started to decorate penises.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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