what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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