She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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