I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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