there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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