You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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