dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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