Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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