Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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