my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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