I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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