Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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