Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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