She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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