He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
