check it out our google latitudes are spooning
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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