I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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