Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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