Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I would fuck him just for his dog
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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