420 ftw
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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