I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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