I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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