Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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