Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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