She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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