You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
