great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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