the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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