Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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