you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
