that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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