There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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