32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
