So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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