Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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