you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i think i just lost a toe
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Two words: nipple clamps
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