i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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