matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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