is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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