hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Randomize
