There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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