I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I understand Curling. That high.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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