Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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