Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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