I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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