Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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