Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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