thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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