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(515): View more from Iowa

She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.

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(559): View more from California

Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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(925): View more from California

He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me

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(630): View more from Illinois

we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same

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(631): View more from New York

The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.

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(254): View more from Texas

What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?

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(989): View more from Michigan

Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.

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